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mong the merciless

There were a few kids in our school unfortunate to be born with Down's Syndrome. One of these was particulally violent when provoked by somewhat unusual things. For example, fire alarms and pencils. When on one of his funny turns, he was granted tremendous Mong Power by the Lord, and would deal out tremendous, often uncalled for beatings to anyone who got too close. We didn't see much of Mong the Merciless after this had happened a few times, as he was forced to leave our school to be moved to a special unit. God knows where he is now, but I wouldn't be suprised if it was fairly secure and had plenty of sedatives near by. Poor Bastard.
(posted by Cheeky Dave on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)

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