the law of the playground

"the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet"

Browsing stories entered for 'don't cross the streams'

don't cross the streams

The primary rule of the nuclear back-packs in Ghostbusters translates well into a toilet game where you both piss into the same bowl. If you do cross the streams, you must both squeal as you undergo an imaginary process of total particle reversal. This means getting a lot of piss on the walls, so it is best not to cross the streams.
(posted by Log Nonymous on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
I invented this game.
(posted by Andrew Buchan on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
You can't have done, because I did.
(posted by Log Nonymous on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
Everyone did. I know I did.
(posted by Loz on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
aka Cross Fires. With Cross Fires you can have up to four players. Any more and the whole situation becomes unmanageable.
(posted by Sam Murdoch on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
This was also known as Jesus' Cross - when streams were crossed, each participant would shout 'Jesus' Cross' as loud as possible, so that everyone in the surrounding area would know what had occurred.
(posted by Harry Nice on 16 Dec 2002; approved 17 Dec 2002 by Log)
Buchan you're a liar. You didn't invent this game because it is a blantant rip off of light-sabre fighting. Everybody knows Star Wars predated Ghost Busters by years you spaz. The game was made all the better by making light sabre noises when the streams clashed.

(posted by hans blohm on 30 Jan 2003; approved 6 Feb 2003 by Susan)
Also "cross swords". In a Blur video my mate had, Damon and Alex play cross-swords in a motorway service bogs. No wonder Graham quit.
(posted by Tommy Mack on 31 Mar 2003; approved 24 Apr 2003 by Susan)

top | about the site | contact

the law of the playground is brought to you by disappointment.com