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the vulcan handfanny is absolutely the rudest manoeuvre that can be performed with the hands alone, and should not be attempted by anyone of a sensitive disposition.
in concert with other bodily organs, hands can perform some mind-bendingly ruder stunts. photographs of the law of the playground team engaged in such activity available on request.
the vulcan handfanny is absolutely the rudest manoeuvre that can be performed with the hands alone, and should not be attempted by anyone of a sensitive disposition.
in concert with other bodily organs, hands can perform some mind-bendingly ruder stunts. photographs of the law of the playground team engaged in such activity available on request.
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Vulcan Handfanny Masterclass
Step one: it is the gap between the middle and ring finger that is important. the gap between ring and little finger is merely an example of my lack of motor control.
Step two: approach a similar hand with the explicit intention of meshing.
Step three: if we actually were Vulcans, this is the stage where we would be forced to get married if our parents walked in.
Result: to compare the Vulcan Handfanny to real beef fahitas, simply do a Google search for "booby bandits".
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