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by filling in this form, you are agreeing to pursue your chosen career doggedly until your death in a spanish marina at the hands of your ex-partner's new lover.

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The Law of the Playground
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The Law of the Playground

Not buying this book makes you an eggy doyler.

Don't be an eggy doyler.

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Cascaid Mk V Student Questionnaire

The cascaid form is a series of 80 questions which get to the heart of your desires for a career. Based on your answers, a computer in another part of the world will process your form, flash for a moment, then tell you what you were born to be.

We've seen some of the results that come out of the cascaid form, so I'd like to take this opportunity to bring you the online cascaid form, using a clever distillation of the most important questions.

How would you like a job in which you would...

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4. Require fluency in one or more foreign languages?
11. Use a knowledge of rivers and oceans?
23. Use technical equipment (after appropriate training)?
31. Use basic arithmetic?
39. Speak in front of groups of people?
46. Help others with their personal or social problems?
52. Work with young people (11-20 year olds)?
56. Improve or preserve the environment?
64. Deal with financial matters?
78. Serve in the Royal Navy?

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