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honest wanker

Anita would wank off boys for fifty pence in a disused bus shelter close to the edge of the school playing fields. She turned no-one away as she was saving for a bike. Martin Ross, clearly destined for a career as an officer and a gentleman, became so excited in the queue that he wanked himself off - yet still insisted on handing over his fifty pence.

(posted by Bob Marsh on 21 Nov 2005; approved 3 Dec 2005 by Conor)

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