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eggy apple

The term to describe the fart of a father.
(posted by Fuzzbucket on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
Cartman's mum described her fart as a stinky apple, too. Is there a link between apples, parents, and farting?
(posted by Log Nonymous on 24 Nov 2002; approved 24 Nov 2002 by Log)
I'm 29, and my dad still uses the term 'windy poo' when talking to me about farts. Even though windy and poo are both completely innocent words, there's something innocuously horrific when your dad talks about a scirocco of shit whipping up a turdstorm from your anus.
(posted by anonymous user on 3 May 2005; approved 10 May 2005 by Log)
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