At my brother's school, there was a boy from Singapore called Wee An Yew (the "An" is pronounced "on").

Curiously, no systematic persecution ever took place. Perhaps the name was widely interpreted as a threat.

Need I point out that Vicki Caunt becomes Vicki Cunt with a simple adjustment? What were you thinking when you came up with "The Windmill"?..DUHHH

Maybe it was a drama school. They like pretending to be trees and windmills and stuff. Grotbags from Emu's World lived in a windmill and she was a witch. Or was it the other one with the duck? - Ponky

An early example of viral marketing. The people behind Hedgehog crisps, it was rumoured, used real hedgehogs to flavour their snacks. The age-old "well they do taste like chicken when cooked" excuse can be used when sampling a bag of the roast chicken crisps, though this will not get you very far when attempting to explain the distinct lack of hedgehog flavour in the salt and vinegar variety.

I think you mean;

I fucked your Mum
I opened up her legs and made her come
She was outstanding
Especially on the landing.

Then move onto the father, remembering that it's not gay to fuck another boy's father;

I fucked your Dad
I fucked him, sucked him, played with his gonads
I felt his power
When we were in the shower.

(Let me try! Cough - here we go...

I snogged your gran,
I mopped up her womb juices with a naan.
I fisted said womb
In her filthy bedroom - Log)