The Law of the Casino Playground

- I am a 16 year old boy – Almost all my friends pick on me – I’m obese – I cry often alone – I lie to my friends that I like Jack Daniels whiskey – I have a crush on to my bigger sister – I owe my friends a lot of money – I listen to Iron Maiden – I am an asshole – I like the bottoms of all the older friends of mine – I think that my country belongs to the original people of my country – I always ask free drinks from my friends – I love playing Blackjack, which is really weird? – I often dream about having sex with my mom – I haven’t lost my virginity yet – Actually I haven’t even kissed a girl yet